Saturday, January 29th @ 7:00 pm
I’m ALWAYS down for a few laughs…….hanging out with good friends……AND being entertained! I’m told I’ll have all three bases covered this weekend. I’m going to my very first Human Jukebox Dueling Piano Performance at Chestnut Ridge Golf Resort in Blairsville, PA……and boy oh boy oh boy am I excited!
So I can see the confused look on your face, you’re thinking, “What the heck are dueling pianos?” Well don’t feel bad, up until several weeks ago I didn’t know either. (Can you tell I hardly get out of the house?!!) So I did some “Google-ing” (is that a word?!) and asking around. It turns out that these guys are taking the country by storm. It’s a fun interactive format of entertainment combing elements of karaoke, live entertainment and comedy……..COMEDY? Yep…that’s up my alley!!!
I’m going………..so should you!! We want you to go soooo bad that I will be giving away two complimentary tickets PLUS one complimentary drink per person courtesy of Chestnut Ridge. So what-do-ya-hafta-do to win these tickets?!!
Wait for it………………………….wait for it………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Leave us a “funny-ha ha” -tell us a Joke by leaving a comment below! Keep it clean + cute……….make us laugh!!
Someone from Chestnut Ridge’s staff will choose a winner on Friday, Jan 28th at 5pm. You can claim your tickets at the front door! So hurry and leave a comment!!! You get bonus points if you share this with your friends via Facebook! Pssst………Valentine’s Day is coming up you know! This would be a perfect night away without the kiddo’s! Just sayin!!! 🙂
Want to get your own group together to go? Doors open at 6:00pm and the show starts at 7:00pm. Call for more information 724-459-7191 ext 126
Boy oh boy oh boy!!!! I hope to see you there!!
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This joke is one my daughter made up when she was about 5 or 6 when they discusover knock knock jokes but have NO IDEA how to make one up. I was sick of the knock who’s there–brocili, brocili whoo0—brockili and cheese! when she came up with this one: blew me away:
HEre’s the joke:
knock knock
who’s there?
knock knock
who’s there?
knock knock?
who’s there
KNOCK KNOCK–MY NAME IS KNOCK KNOCK!!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Two blonds were talking one blond says to the other Which do you think is farther away Florida or the moon? The other blond says Hellooo can you see Florida?
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of school, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker! 🙂
Hey Jen, Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head on the keys????? He was playing by ear!!!
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These darn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’
A teacher tells her class she’s a Packers fan. The class cheers except one little girl. When asked who she likes, the girl said the Steelers. The teacher asked why and she said “because my mommy & daddy are fans”. The teacher replies, “that’s no reason to like them, what if your dad was an idiot & your mom was a moron, then what would you be?” The little girl replied back, “A Packers fan!”