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Valentine’s Day is……

By January 10, 2010 One Comment

……….right around the corner and I’ve already had several inquiries about photos. If you are wanting to have  photographs back before Valentine’s Day, please schedule them ASAP to eliminate the last minute rush.  I dressed Miss Mallory up in some funky clothes—as you can see for the most part they don’t match-at ALL-but this is why I love it so much. THIS is her personality….this is HER. So before you dress the kids up in their “Sunday’s Best” why not let them be themselves and get some fun photographs. I’m just saying…. 🙂

And just for giggles, here are a few Valentine’s Day jokes….I dare you not to smile! 😉

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I Love Ewe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

Knock knock!
Who’e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
You’re nuts so bad yourself!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
 
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

 

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